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(And doesn’t taste like you licked the inside of a lawn mower)
Boostenergy
Chill stresslevels
Shed excesspounds
Amazing taste (no lawn mower flavor here!)
Support immune system against baddies
22 incredible whole superfood ingredients
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We Have An Important Question To Ask You...
Let your mind harken back to a time when you didn't have care in the world...
Perhaps it was the last day of school, in the last hour, just minutes before the bell rang when all the students would be let free for the entire summer...
Do you remember that giddy energy you felt on the last day of school...?
Where your mind was flooded with all of the cool, fun things you had planned for the summer?
- Maybe you wanted to go swimming with Jimmy and Samantha and the rest of the crew down at the lake...
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Maybe you were planning a big summer trip to a waterpark or an amusement park with the family...
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Or maybe you couldn’t wait to stay up late, play video games with friends, and eat pizza past midnight without worrying about the number of calories...
- Maybe you wanted to go swimming with Jimmy and Samantha and the rest of the crew down at the lake...
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Maybe you were planning a big summer trip to a waterpark or an amusement park with the family...
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Or maybe you couldn’t wait to stay up late, play video games with friends, and eat pizza past midnight without worrying about the number of calories...
Do you remember that feeling?
OK— now flash forward to today...
Ugh...
So, what the heck happened?
Day-in and day-out we find ourselves yawning through lunch... drinking sugary energy drinks... and munching on heavily-carb snacks...
And then we look forward to “relaxing” at night with more food to help us cope with the worry about the next day...
Sound familiar?
It sucks, and we get it.
We’ve all been there before.
But what if we said that “last day of school” energy can become the norm?
What if instead of reaching for a sugary energy drink, you were able to flood your system with high grade superfoods for REAL energy without the crash?
And what if you discovered how the metabolism could be recharged with more fat burning energy than ever before...?
Keep reading, because in this quick message, we’re going to uncover...
How a team of super-good-looking, magical researchers stumbled upon the #1 single driving force behind our struggles with...
- Low energy
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Lack of motivation
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Unbearable food cravings
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Crappy sleep
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Excess weight gain
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Bad digestion
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Aches and pains
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And soooooo much more unhealthy nonsense
As well as the 30-second, delicious, and fun routine you can start today that can help naturally put an end to this #1 problem, almost instantly...
And do it without spending a small fortune on an expensive prescription...
Or forcing you to make groundbreaking changes to your diet.
And if you think it has something to do with “green juice,”
think again...
Look around...
For many of us, that good ol’ “up and at ‘em” energy died years ago...
It’s become more like “groan and slog to work” energy...
We have more responsibilities than ever before, including kids, work, relationships, Thursday night D&D, you name it...
Day-in and day-out we find ourselves yawning through lunch... drinking sugary energy drinks... and munching on heavily-carb snacks...
And then we look forward to “relaxing” at night with more food to help us cope with the worry about the next day...
Sound familiar?
It sucks, and we get it.
We’ve all been there before.
But what if we said that “last day of school” energy can become the norm?
What if instead of reaching for a sugary energy drink, you were able to flood your system with high grade superfoods for REAL energy without the crash?
And what if you discovered how the metabolism could be recharged with more fat burning energy than ever before...?
Keep reading, because in this quick message, we’re going to uncover...
How a team of super-good-looking, magical researchers stumbled upon the #1 single driving force behind our struggles with...
- Low energy
-
Lack of motivation
-
Unbearable food cravings
-
Crappy sleep
-
Excess weight gain
-
Bad digestion
-
Aches and pains
-
And soooooo much more unhealthy nonsense
As well as the 30-second, delicious, and fun routine you can start today that can help naturally put an end to this #1 problem, almost instantly...
And do it without spending a small fortune on an expensive prescription...
Or forcing you to make groundbreaking changes to your diet.
And if you think it has something to do with “green juice,”
think again...
Because it has EVERYTHING to do with “green juice” but not in the way most people think...
Matter of fact, we’re going to prove that many “green juices” you see today hold a dirty, rotten secret they don’t want us sharing...
A myth they sold to the masses who “think” they are getting high-quality nutrients, when in reality, it could be doing zero for their health... and becoming a huge waste of money.
So, pay close attention to every word you see before you because once you discover the truth for yourself...
You’ll also be shown the easy, “on-the-go” delicious treat for...
Bountiful, Kid-Like Energy, Whenever, Wherever!
And Lasts All-Day Without Caffeine, Fake Ingredients, Or Sugar Filled Junk
Plus, when you do this simple step in the long-run, you may enjoy more incredible health benefits:
Now, Who The Heck Are We?
We’re Steven, Michael, Sandra, and Tonya.
And if those names didn’t send chills down your spine, then that’s totally fine because the truth is— we’re normal people just like you...
We don’t think of ourselves as your typical “health company” per se...
Nah.
We like to think of ourselves more like Service Wizards (or Service Warlocks, depending on what part of the country you’re from)...
We love to serve others and help create more smiles.
We believe the best way to do that is by providing top of the line nutrition that helps you feel amazing, is super fun, and tastes delicious.
- We don’t have fancy lab coats...
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We don’t have university degrees crawling up our office room walls.
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And we don’t have any health “secrets.”
- We don’t have fancy lab coats...
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We don’t have university degrees crawling up our office room walls.
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And we don’t have any health “secrets.”
Like we said:
We’re just like you.
We Know What It’s Like To Feel Overwhelmed With This Crazy Thing Called "Life." We know:
What it’s like to believe we’ll never have that fun energy and excitement like we had when we were kids...
To feel like we can’t shed pounds as easily because of our aging metabolism...
And to think “achy joints is just something I’m going to have to live with...”
We’re thrilled to report, it doesn’t have to be that way.
Over the last several years, we’ve made it our mission to find answers...
We were fed up with our overall tiredness, stress, and crappy digestion...
We were at wit’s end with our low energy, expanding waist-lines, and brain fog that would never seem to fully disappear...
And we were annoyed that all of these symptoms made us feel like we were really gettin’ up there in our age...
NOOOOOOOOOO!
“We’re not old yet!”
we scream as we pull a blanket over our legsbecause who turned down the air...?
So, we did what every good health detective does— we went searching for clues...
And in our search for answers we kept coming back to...
The #1 Common Denominator To Almost ALL Of Our Health Problems
According to research found in The National Institute of Health, The Mayo Clinic, and Harvard Medical...
Health problems like low energy, excess weight, chronic fatigue, and age-related memory decline and brain fog might seem like they’re wildly different conditions... but in reality, they’re each triggered by the same, single culprit...
Stress.
“Well, duh,” said everyone while rolling their eyes.
Yeah. Lame answer, right...?
We get it. We know stress sucks. We feel it every day. This isn’t anything “new” or “groundbreaking.”
However, what is truly “groundbreaking” is how stress may be triggering what many are calling “toxic acid molecules.”
And how these nasty “toxic acid molecules” could be causing all sorts of unhealthy chaos within the body...
See— while “overall stress” may show itself in many different ways...
From waking-up feeling like garbage...
To overeating with uncontrollable food cravings...
Or falling asleep while at work, no matter how much caffeine you consume...
The unique and mutated form of stress many of us are experiencing today was born out of the rise of technology and dealing with today’s on-going economic and global issues we see all over our social media...
A report done by The American Psychological Association shows 77% of Americans, right now, are suffering with symptoms of stress, ranging from fatigue, lack of energy, and even sleep problems...
And with these rising amounts of stress, guess what we did next?
We “stress-ate.”
That same report showed a giant increase in our waist-lines, with the average American adult gaining a whopping 29 lbs of excess weight on average.
But that’s not the worst of it...
See— stress is bad. We can all agree on that.
However, what may come as a surprise is discovering what stress CAUSES within our system that’s even WORSE on our overall health...
Which can make it even more difficult to shed excess pounds, improve digestion, have glowing skin, experience less aches and pains, and achieve the fiery metabolism from years ago...
The truth is...
High Chronic Stress Levels Can Lead To An Abundance Of What We Named
“Toxic Acid Molecules”
And if these “toxic acid molecules” are not taken care of, and on a daily basis, then they can continue to do a number to your overall health from the inside out...
Sucking away energy, destroying motivation, packing on excess weight gain, aging skin, annihilating digestion, and sooooooooo much more...
So pay close attention to this next part.
Because we’ll quickly explain what these “toxic acid molecules," plus show you the simple technique to get rid of them, and how to help realign overall health and wellness, starting today.
According to Scientific American,
These Put You At The Greatest Risk For Feelin’ Like Poop
Research shows that these “toxic acid molecules” can wreak havoc on the body and if left unchecked can create a nightmare for your overall health, both physical and mental.
- Zero energy
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Bad sleep
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Excess weight gain
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Low motivation
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Brain fog
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Worse digestion
Did You Know...
Our Body IsLike An Ocean?
And no, we’re not talkin’ about some hot 90s lyric from Boyz II Men...
Our bodies are indeed like the ocean.
And it’ll all make sense in just a moment.
Warning: this next part gets a bit science-y...
But don’t worry.
We promise to make it fun and not make it sound like it’s coming from High School Biology class with Mr. Franken-Boring...
So, when ocean pH levels get wonky from an excessive amount of pollution in the air, it triggers a nasty, harmful process called
‘acidification’...
You see, acidification is a chemical reaction that happens to ocean waters where pH balance goes “belly up”... literally.
Because fish and other living organisms are unable to thrive in its acidic environment and they can begin to die off...
Same thing happens to our bodies when there is an abundance of stress.
“...Four-week chronic stress exposure significantly upregulates the [pro] inflammatory cytokines” aka “toxic acid molecules.”
Inflammation: The Common Pathway of Stress-Related Diseases⁶
When stress is an all-time high and for long periods, our bodies produce what we call “toxic acid molecules”...
These go by another name in the health community called,
“pro-inflammatory cytokines.”
According to one study from Advances In Clinical Chemistry...
Researchers determined an abundance of these stress-related, proinflammatory cytokines may cause such a major imbalance within one’s systems, it can trigger a landslide of health issues...
- Like severe fatigue where you’re falling asleep in Zoom meetings... (you're not fooling anyone by not having your camera on, Steve.)
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Unable to think clearly with brain fog that’s thicker than the Oregon coast
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Increase in unexplained weight gain, which leads to spending money for new clothes... but not the fun kind of “clothes shopping”
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and MORE added stress levels that become practically crippling, mentally.
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and in some severe cases... it's reported that “overzealous” pro-inflammatory cytokines can even begin to shut down organs and systems.
- Like severe fatigue where you’re falling asleep in Zoom meetings... (you're not fooling anyone by not having your camera on, Steve.)
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Unable to think clearly with brain fog that’s thicker than the Oregon coast
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Increase in unexplained weight gain, which leads to spending money for new clothes... but not the fun kind of “clothes shopping”
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and MORE added stress levels that become practically crippling, mentally.
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and in some severe cases... it's reported that “overzealous” pro-inflammatory cytokines can even begin to shut down organs and systems.
OK— we think you get the point...
Especially, if you’re like us and have had a few late nights where you’re worried about your health...
Thinking about how long we really have in this life...
Thinking about our spouse and children...
We wonder if we accomplished everything we wanted to do on our bucket-list...
But thankfully, starting today, we can help banish these anxious feelings, while simultaneously...
- Drop stress levels... giving us the mental capacity to focus, be in the “now,” and enjoy life to the fullest
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Improve weight loss efforts with a fiery metabolism... giving us the courage to wear that awesome outfit we’ve been dreaming about
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Boost energy, both mental and physical, and without caffeine... giving us that “fun mom” or “fun dad” energy we’ve always wanted.
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Blow away brain fog for cognitive power for when we need it... so we can work more effectively at our jobs
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Support digestion with a balanced gut to improve our poops!
- Drop stress levels and fast... giving us the mental capacity to focus, be in the “now,” and enjoy life to the fullest
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Improve weight loss with a fiery metabolism... giving us the courage to wear that awesome outfit we’ve been dreaming about
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Boost energy, both mental and physical, and without caffeine... giving us that “fun mom” or “fun dad” energy we’ve always wanted.
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Blow away brain fog for cognitive power for when we need it... so we can work more effectively at our jobs
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Support digestion with a balanced gut to improve our poops!
Now...
What If We Could Neutralize Stress Levels And Unleash These Incredible Benefits In Just Seconds A Day?
Sound too good to be true? Yeah, we thought so, too...
Until we actually took to heart what our moms have been telling us for years...
Eat your vegetables.
Moms are right— veggies are good for you.
But that’s not a hard one to argue, right? (And we’re not brave enough to argue with momma...)
What If We Could Neutralize Stress Levels And Unleash These Incredible Benefits In Just Seconds A Day?
Sound too good to be true? Yeah, we thought so, too...
Until we actually took to heart what our moms have been telling us for years...
Eat your vegetables.
Moms are right— veggies are good for you.
But that’s not a hard one to argue, right? (And we’re not brave enough to argue with momma...)
Plus, even the awesome nerds at Harvard Medical reported,
Micronutrients From Veggies Can have A “Major Impact On Health”
It’s virtually impossible to receive all nutrients necessary from diet alone. When we supplement with this daily, superfood habit and take care of our micronutrient levels, we can experience:
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Loads more energy
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Restful sleep
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Fired-up metabolism
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“Seize the day” motivation
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Clearer thinking
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Supported digestion
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And so so much more!
But You Know What Sucks About Eating Vegetables?
The Eating Part...
What...
Did you think we’re some group of crunchy-vegan gurus...?
Listen, we do our best to live healthy.
Every day we’re doing just a little bit better at making conscious decisions to improve our overall health.
Now, it’s recommended that we should be eating at least 5 to 7 servings of veggies a day PPPHffhhh...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry...
We couldn’t say that last part with a straight face because when’s the last time you tried to eat 5 to 7 servings of veggies a day?
Plus, that’s the gov'ment recommendation and when have they ever given good, honest advice...?
Can you imagine eating 5 to 7 servings of veggies a day?
You’d spend all day eating veggies...
You’d get a nickname like Vegan Veronica or Veggie Vince.
But You Know What Sucks About Eating Vegetables?
What...
Did you think we’re some group of crunchy-vegan gurus...?
Listen, we do our best to live healthy.
Every day we’re doing just a little bit better at making conscious decisions to improve our overall health.
Now, it’s recommended that we should be eating at least 5 to 7 servings of veggies a day PPPHffhhh...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry...
We couldn’t say that last part with a straight face because when’s the last time you tried to eat 5 to 7 servings of veggies a day?
Plus, that’s the gov'ment recommendation and when have they ever given good, honest advice...?
Can you imagine eating 5 to 7 servings of veggies a day?
You’d spend all day eating veggies...
You’d get a nickname like Vegan Veronica or Veggie Vince.
juicing...?
Sure, that’s actually a great option if you own a juicer that can transform into a maid and take care of the kitchen clean-up...
Not to mention, juicing is INSANE.
First off, getting a top-notch juicer is expensive.
And have you seen the ingredients that go into just one measly glass of juice...?
If we did it that way, we would need a whole other fridge just to keep all of the ingredients...
Additionally, juicing the traditional way is time-consuming, and just plain not fun...
Even the strongest willed “juicing people” can fade-away from juicing every single day because it’s just so much work...
Oh, we forgot one crucial thing that makes it worth it...
Making the darn thing
taste good.
People will dump so much added sugar or honey to their juice just to make the thing palatable and not taste like where Yoda lives...
But with all of that added sugars, it’s kinda defeating the purpose of the greens in the first place.
Now, we know what you’re thinking...
“Oh great.
ANOTHER green juice...”
We get it.
There are hundreds of other “ready-to-mix” green juices out there.
Perhaps you’ve tried a couple, too...
So have we...
However, when we tried the other ready-to-mix and instant green juices today, we saw three big problems...
1. Most green juices available today are filled with “after-thoughts” of vegetables including the stems... the bruised bits... and the slimy parts that would make you squeamish to see in the fridge.
Some of them have great advertising budgets that make themselves “look good” but they’re like the “hot dogs” of the juicing world...
Shoving whatever “scraps” they have lying about and then pumping them with as much fake sweeteners to cover the lies...
2. Other greens are never made for “on the go.” They all claim to be “portable,” but almost all of them come in those giant tubs that take up so much space...
If you want to take greens with you to the gym or for your work lunch, you have to measure it out and put it in a plastic baggie...
Plus, most of these tubs of greens are oftentimes only a quarter of the way filled with powder... that hardly lasts a month!
Really makes you wonder if you’re getting your money’s worth...
And finally...
3. Did you know other greens drinks can come packed with upwards of 30 grams or more of sugar...?
That’s almost as much sugar as 1 can of Coke.
‘nuff said.
Sure, that’s actually a great option if you own a juicer that can transform into a maid and take care of the kitchen clean-up...
Not to mention, juicing is INSANE.
Oh, we forgot one crucial thing that makes it worth it...
Making the darn thing
taste good.
People will dump so much added sugar or honey to their juice just to make the thing palatable and not taste like where Yoda lives...
But with all of that added sugars, it’s kinda defeating the purpose of the greens in the first place.
Now, we know what you’re thinking...
“Oh great.
We get it.
There are hundreds of other “ready-to-mix” green juices out there.
Perhaps you’ve tried a couple, too...
So have we...
However, when we tried the other ready-to-mix and instant green juices today, we saw three big problems...
1. Most green juices available today are filled with “after-thoughts” of vegetables including the stems... the bruised bits... and the slimy parts that would make you squeamish to see in the fridge.
2. Other greens are never made for “on the go.” They all claim to be “portable,” but almost all of them come in those giant tubs that take up so much space...
If you want to take greens with you to the gym or for your work lunch, you have to measure it out and put it in a plastic baggie...
Plus, most of these tubs of greens are oftentimes only a quarter of the way filled with powder... that hardly lasts a month!
Really makes you wonder if you’re getting your money’s worth...
And finally...
3. Did you know other greens drinks can come packed with upwards of 30 grams or more of sugar...?
That’s almost as much sugar as 1 can of Coke.
‘nuff said.
The Big, Fat, Green Juice
Hoax!
Have you heard the term “fairy-dusting”?
We’re not talking about our fairy godmother doing her bippity-boppity...
We’re talking about lying to consumers’ faces when it comes to what’s actually going into their greens products...
You see, “fairy dusting” is where companies will add low amounts of an ingredient... so low it does virtually zero for your health...
They do this so they can have it on their label and add it to their number, making them “appear” like a superior brand, when in reality, it’s all for show...
For example: Have you ever stopped using a product because their formula changed and it didn’t taste as good or caused you to feel differently than before?
That’s the company cheapening their formula... so they can line their pockets with more cash.
Yeah, makes us mad, too...
So, when they say they add 70+ superfoods to their blend.
Sure, maybe...
And fool’s gold looks like real gold if you believe it and if you squint a little...
While Zuma Green Juice™ numbers may “look” low, we don't do any “fairy dusting” to make ourselves appear superior...
we let our productdo the talkin’...
Each packet of Zuma Green Juice™ contains:
Can you imagine flooding your body with all of that goodness...?
Zuma Green Juice™ is the only super-awesome health tonic that can help you feel fantastic from the inside out!
We Wanted A Real, Delicious Way
To Enjoy Our Veggies Without The Added Mess, Expense, Calories, And Sugars
So, we went to work...
Over the next coming weeks and months, we put our noggins together to come up with an all-in-one, functional green drink that...
1. Tasted amazing.
We are super picky with flavor. So this was priority numero uno.
If it made us wince in pain, then it was a no-go.
2. Was super convenient
(none of these “tubs” that are more air than greens...)
We set out to create the first functional greens formula where you could boost energy, protect the immune system, or just get your daily dose of greens anytime, anywhere...
3. Provided all of the health-balancing micronutrients
To help stop evil stress-related “toxic acid molecules” in their tracks, while at the same time help detoxify the body to unlock the great health we deserve!
This formula needed to be the new way of “getting your greens” that would be enjoyable... delicious... and something you looked forward to.
We were tired of the same, low quality greens formulas we saw clogging up store shelves...
We’ve been peddled the same formulas by the same companies for years... and yet we’re still dealing with the same health issues.
We wanted a real, transparent greens formula that helps “reclaim” good health, while at the same time making nutrition a conscious decision that’s fun, simple, and super yummy...
And then after months and months of back and forth with over 32 iterations to the formula... we finally nailed it.
On January 2, 2017
Zuma Juice™
Was Born.
On January 2, 2017
Zuma Juice
Was Born.
We created the best freaking-awesome-super-duper greens juice this world has ever seen.
We started selling our juice to the masses...
We started to grow.
We gained customers.
We felt like we were onto something...
We began receiving a flood of messages from customers practically overnight all crying out...
“Finally— a green juice that doesn’t taste like the Jolly Green Giant’s toots.”
Email after email from customers proclaiming their love for our product and brand...
We quickly became the #1 way for thousands upon thousands of people to get their daily dose of greens.
In short, we became the “one juice to rule them all.”
Then the unexpected happenedthat we weren't prepared for...
See— this “greens juice” market can be tough...
And well, to be completely honest, we ran into some issues...
A few years later, we had to make some tough decisions...
We cut costs.
We stopped advertising.
The entire company got stuck in limbo...
It was the “hands-tied” kind of stuck where we couldn’t do anything.
We were unable to communicate with our customers.
We couldn’t even ship out our products...
By the looks of it...
We Were Finished.
But then 2020 hit, along with every evil incarnation that Hell could muster...
People were low on optimism...
All of America’s energy levels were practically shot...
People were stuck inside, increasing in stress by watching the news, while at the same time expanding their waist-lines...
Maybe you felt this way, too..
We all watched this unfold right before our eyes and we felt absolutely helpless.
We were frustrated that we had a real working answer to people’s health, and yet, we couldn’t actually “give” them anything...
Then out of sheer luck or divine intervention,
a miracle happened...
A small facility that was struggling during the pandemic was looking for investors to keep them afloat with new formulas.
This bought us a small-window of time to re-gather our resources and put together a small team.
We were like the Ocean’s 11 of greens juice.
And we had one last shot...
To do what we’ve never done.
To re-launch in a time when our health needed more support than ever before.
It was all or nothing.
After just a few short weeks’ time, we received our greens formula back from the facility...
And we were stunned...
It was the exact same formula our customers fell in love with and what put us on the map!
However, we wanted to be extra sure this was the real deal...
So we quietly started shipping out small batches of our greens formula around the country to people looking for more clean energy, better immune protection, lower stress levels, and improved digestion.
Then we waited...
Held our breath.
Crossed our fingers.
Then we got our first message back from a customer...
Followed by another one...
Then another.
And another...
Message after positive message starting filling our email inbox from customers saying how much they love our greens formula...
Then pretty soon Hank, our head of customer service, came rushing into our office covered in sweat and said...
“We’re gonna need a bigger team.”
So we hired more.
We re-built our infrastructure from the ground up.
Once we saw and heard the positive benefits first hand, we felt it was our responsibility to get our juice formula back in the hands of as many people as possible...
Real folks that have tried everything to have more energy and to look and feel their best, every day.
This was the answer that takes less than 30-seconds a day and begins to boost overall health and wellness, instantly.
The best part?
It’s fun and delicious as heck.
So, without further ado...
For People That Say Eating Veggies Is Boring...
We’re Proud To Re-Introduce...
Zuma Green Juice™
The Great Tasting Way To Energize Your Body!
Rip. Sip. Kick Butt.
Each packet of Zuma Green Juice™ contains:
- 6 super greens and grass juice blends
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3 immune-boosting vegetables
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7 organic vegetable powders
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6 superfood blends, herbs and spices.
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Zero added sugar
All in a single, 29-calorie serving that you can fit in your pocket for clean and clear-headed energy anytime, anywhere.
Delivering a total of 22 micronutrient-dense superfood ingredients that're delicious, convenient as heck, and helps boost energy like crazy!
Ready To Zuma?
Grab Zuma Juice Today, Free of Risk, And Feel The Health-Awesomeness Flow Through You...
(Like the Jedi Force, only less Midi-chlorians... and more sprouted kale.)
So, Who Is Zuma Green Juice™ For?
Zuma Green Juice™ is made for everyday individuals to help keep their brain and body energized, fueled, and firing on all cylinders. That includes...
Overworked Moms & Dads
On-The-Go Busy Individuals
Athletes Of All Skill Levels
Real Nutrition You Can Trust
Soy Free
Non-GMO
Gluten-Free
Sugar-Free
Made In The USA
Why Zuma Green Juice™?
The 5 Top Reasons To Choose Zuma Green Juice™ For Overall Health & Wellness
1. Anytime Energy
With all of its antioxidant-goodness, Zuma Green Juice™ works great as a replacement for coffee or sugar-filled energy drinks.
Each convenient packet of Zuma Green Juice™ is loaded with 22 fresh superfood ingredients, packed with high-grade, micronutrients that can support energy for when you need it.
Many of our Zuma Green Juice™ lovers drink us first when they wake up— giving them a jolt of key vitamins, minerals, and trace minerals instantly!
2. Drop Stress Like Magic
Stress is exhausting! Our natural micronutrients are depleted during stressful times, causing us to feel exhausted, run down, and just plain worn-out.
When we replenish our systems with a consistent flood of daily micronutrients, research shows it can help drop stress levels and improve resistance to future stressful incidents.
3. Boost Metabolism Fast
Don’t you hate it when you can’t think of that one actor’s name from that one movie with all of the explosives...?
Anyway, brain fog sucks, and sometimes it can be really debilitating. But did you know brain fog can actually be “blown away”?
The unique combination of vitamins, minerals, polyphenols, and other antioxidants can help re-balance hormones for improved cognitive health, which can help with problem-solving skills— making tough decisions feel easy!
How Does Zuma Juice Work?
Rip. Sip. Kick Butt.
Step 1: Rip.
Grab one of our Zuma Green Juice™ packets and go ahead and tear the top off like a Taco-Bell hot sauce packet... not that we know what those are.
Add Zuma Green Juice™ to any shaker cup or glass of water. The formula can be shaken or stirred. The powder easily mixes without clumping.
Step 2: Sip.
Or guzzle... we’re not here to judge how you drink your greens. But we do, however, recommend drinking Zuma Green Juice™ daily. This is to ensure you’ll be receiving all of the health benefits Zuma Green Juice™'s ingredients have to offer you for long-term awesome health.
Enjoy knowing that every sip of Zuma Green Juice™ is filling your body with 22 superfood ingredients.
Step 3: Kick Butt.
(cue the action scene montage)
When you make Zuma part of your routine, troubles seem to run and hide.
Brain fog? Bam. Gone.
Fatigue? Hi-ya! Chopped in half.
Stress levels? Bang. Dropped.
... tell ‘em Zuma sent you. They’ll never mess with you again.
Feed Your Body.
Feel Fantastic.
1 single packet of Zuma Juice™ contains:
What's Inside Zuma Green Juice™?
Oh, Just The Best Natural Superfood Ingredients
For Optimized Health
Buckle-up, buckaroo, because we’re about to show you all of the superfood goodness you’ll be consuming on a daily basis with health benefits like crazy.
6 Super GreensAnd Grass Juice Blend
Which Consists Of...
Organic Chlorella
Crazy awesome green algae is made of up to 60% protein, plus tons of other antioxidants and vitamins. Studies show it may help detoxify heavy metals from the body.
Spirulina
Powder
“Houston... we have eyesight!”
It’s true— NASA astronauts took this vitamin while in space because of its micronutrient richness, including beta-carotene which is the vitamin that supports eyesight.
Organic Barley Grass Juice
Rich in vitamins and minerals like magnesium, as well as antioxidants to fight free radicals... barley grass’ big claim to fame is its soluble and insoluble fiber abilities to improve digestion and overall gut health.
OrganicWheat Grass Juice
OrganicOat Grass Juice
High in polyphenols, oat grass has been known for centuries to help with stress, improve brain functions, and balance mood.
OrganicAlfalfa Grass Juice
With a long history of medicinal purposes, alfalfa grass contains an incredible amount of antioxidants. One study showed a lowering of LDL “bad” cholesterol by up to 18%!
Next Up, We Have...
3 Immune-Boosting Vegetables
Broccoli Juice
Broccoli has science-backed studies suggesting its ability to help bring down inflammation, while at the same time improving weight loss efforts, enhance blood circulation, strengthen heart health, and protect the body against harmful viruses.
Organic Sprouted Kale
Containing a crazy amount of vitamins A, K, C, as well as flavonoids and polyphenols, kale sprout is one of the most nutrient-dense plants in the world, and is considered a leader in its health-boosting powers!
Organic Cauliflower
Filled with a tongue-tying antioxidant called glucoraphanin (which is also found in broccoli sprouts and cabbage), this antioxidant transforms into the inflammatory-fighting sulforaphane— which is a nutrient so powerful it continues to fight free radicals even 3 days after consumption!
Then, We Have...
7 Organic Vegetable Powders
An excellent source of iron, potassium, and the prebiotic known as inulin, artichoke leaf has been used throughout history as a fiber to help improve blood sugar levels, support cardiovascular health, and normalize digestion.
Organic
Spinach
Containing vitamins A, K, and C, spinach is great for brain health, blood pressure, and antioxidant support against free radicals.
Organic
Cabbage
Containing vitamin K and C, as well as antioxidants, including glucoraphanin, cabbage has been shown to help tame inflammation flare-ups, improve digestion, and support healthy blood pressure levels.
Organic Kale
Kale usually tastes gross. Not in our formula! Our organic kale contains antioxidants Quercetin and Kaempferol that can help address free radical inflammation, as well as help improve nerve support and immune health.
Organic Carrot Juice
Organic Beetroot
Beetroot contains all sorts of goodies, including nitrates which helps blood flow and athletic performance, fiber to improve digestion, and a special pigment called betalains, which contains antioxidants that help combat free radicals and tamp-down inflammation.
Organic Tomato
Tomatoes are famous for their antioxidant known as lycopene, which has multiple studies suggesting its heart health benefits. Organic tomatoes are also filled with vitamin C, potassium, folate, and vitamin K.
Oh We’re Just Getting Started.
Next We Have...
6 Superfood Blends
AcerolaCherry Extract
With 30X more vitamin C than oranges, this exotic fruit is potent with antioxidants to help with everything from strengthening the immune system to lowering pro-inflammatory response.
Peppermint
Leaf Powder
Don’t eat your toothpaste, but mint’s awesome for you. It’s great for headaches, sleep, weight loss, and even digestion. One study showed a 40% reduction in IBS symptoms.
Organic Cinnamon
Bark Powder
Cinnamon is incredible and has been used for centuries to help with all sorts of ailments.
Research shows the high amounts of polyphenols found in cinnamon “may be useful in the treatment of age-related inflammatory conditions.”
Organic Milk Thistle
Seed Extract
With its unique type of flavonoid called silymarin, studies suggest milk thistle may detoxify the liver and help protect the brain from age-related problems suggesting the silymarin may help reduce amyloid plaque in the brain.
Organic Apple Juice
And Finally, We Rounded Out The Formula With A...
Fiber & Digestive Prebiotic Blend
If you deal with bloating, stomach discomfort, or just poor digestion in general... and you sometimes get nervous while at a restaurant where all they serve is cheese...
Then you’ll appreciate the incredible effort we put into the digestive support of the formula.
We added a patented, plant-based ingredient called VitaFiber®, which contains a combination of premium fiber and prebiotics, the nutritional food good gut bacteria needs in order to thrive.
Plus, other added benefits that come from having a well-balanced digestive system, including:
- More energy from the moment your alarm goes off... giving you that trademarked “Up and At ‘EM Energy!™️” we’ve always wanted
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Feeling regular with your digestion, without backed-up or “explosive” issues...
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And more confidence to enjoy your favorite yummy foods without worrying if it won’t “sit well”...
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Plus, you may begin to enjoy all of the other added benefits that come from a well-supported digestive system, including: less bloating, better metabolism, less aches and pains, and improved blood pressure.
What Are YouWaiting For?
Smack that button below, right now,and let’s start your order today.
How Does Zuma Green Juice™ Stack Against Others?
When it comes to greens,
no one can beat The Zuma.
Take a look for yourself...
Zuma Juice
- Tastes incredible (like peach ring candy... it's crazy.)
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22 superfood ingredients
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Super convenient packet
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Can be taken anywhere
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Great for energy on-the-go
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Only 29 calories per serving
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Zero added sugar
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Tiny splash of stevia & monkfruit for taste
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Great for low-carb and keto folks
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Kids love us
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Parents love us
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Trolls also love us
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Low as $2.23 a day
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100% Yummy Satisfaction
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60-day money back guarantee
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Produces smiles and fun times
Others
Uh, oh. This just in...
Scarcity Scarcity
Don't you hate it when websites are filled with countdown-timers... telling you they only have 5 boxes of whatever’s left in-stock...?
They’re just trying to toy with your emotions to buy.
We don’t result to cheap “scarcity” tactics in order to get you to buy. We don’t need to. We got the goods, baby.
Trust us— once you taste Zuma Green Juice™ for yourself... just one tiny sip, we may have to limit how many you’re allowed to buy.
We’ll be like a “greens juice” bar tender where we gotta cut you off, buster, you’re enriched with too many antioxidants...
In other words, we let our greens do the talkin’ and also the health givin’.
With that said, here’s us being completely honest:
We have plenty in stock, however, we’re not a bunch of Mediums that can foresee things... (expect Jon in I.T. who is killing us in fantasy football... almost like he “knows”...)
We can never tell when there’s a “shift” in the market.
Kind of like how Big Toilet Paper had no idea 2020 was going to be their biggest year since people discovered toilet paper.
However, we do look at the reports and we do see
and that includes getting more greens...
With that said, if you don’t order today, then what we can guarantee is you won’t have nearly as much fun if you don’t have Zuma in your life...
Just imagine ripping, sipping, and kickingthe day’s butt like there’s no tomorrow.
Imagine waking up and the first you thing you get to do is your new ritual...
A ritual where you’re able to fill your body, from head to toe, with 22 super-dense superfood ingredients for optimal health.
Imagine flooding your body with the antioxidant-polyphenol-micronutrient power that puts more energy in your caboose than those sugar energy drinks ever did...
Or without having to stop at a fast-food joint on your way to work...
And imagine the positive health decisions you’ll start making automatically, all because you took the time to enjoy a delicious, refreshing green juice that only takes 30-seconds a day...
It’s not rightand it’s not fair.
We don’t cut corners. We don’t cheapen. And we don’t “fairy dust” to add to our numbers and make us look good.
What really does it for us is receiving emails from our awesome customers that tell us how Zuma has complemented their healthy lifestyle in almost every way.
That’s why we do this.
We do it because it’s our mission to provide top-of-the-line nutrition that’s fun, delicious, and super convenient.
No juicing, blending, or buying a whole extra fridge to keep ingredients.
Just rip, sip, and kick butt.
Uh, oh. This just in...
Scarcity Scarcity
Trust us— once you taste Zuma Juice for yourself... just one tiny sip, we may have to limit how many you’re allowed to buy.
We’ll be like a “greens juice” bar tender where we gotta cut you off, buster, you’re enriched with too many antioxidants...
In other words, we let our greens do the talkin’ and also the health givin’.
With that said, here’s us being completely honest:
We have plenty in stock, however, we’re not a bunch of Mediums that can foresee things... (expect Jon in I.T. who is killing us in fantasy football... almost like he “knows”...)
We can never tell when there’s a “shift” in the market.
Kind of like how Big Toilet Paper had no idea 2020 was going to be their biggest year since people discovered toilet paper.
However, we do look at the reports and we do see
more and more people are changing their ways,
and that includes getting more greens...
Just imagine ripping, sipping, and kickingthe day’s butt like there’s no tomorrow.
Imagine waking up and the first you thing you get to do is your new ritual...
A ritual where you’re able to fill your body, from head to toe, with 18 servings of fruits and veggies, with 41 super-dense superfood ingredients for optimal health.
We want to make something very clear— this isn’t the “only” solution to positive health.
Think of Zuma Juice as your constant energy buddy that’s there when you need it and can help supply you with awesome superfood ingredients for bigger energy and motivation to tackle the day.
While there are other green drinks out there, like we previously mentioned, most of them cut corners to cheapen their formula, so they can line their pockets with cold hard cash.
It’s not rightand it’s not fair.
We don’t cut corners. We don’t cheapen. And we don’t “fairy dust” to add to our numbers and make us look good.
What really does it for us is receiving emails from our awesome customers that tell us how Zuma has complemented their healthy lifestyle in almost every way.
That’s why we do this.
We do it because it’s our mission to provide top-of-the-line nutrition that’s fun, delicious, and super convenient.
No juicing, blending, or buying a whole extra fridge to keep ingredients.
And When You Choose Zuma Today, You Can Also Receive
The Following Bonuses
Absolutely FREE!
Bonus #1:
FREE Zuma Juice™ Shaker
- Comes with every subscription of Zuma Green Juice™!
- Our 20 oz. Zuma Juice™ Shaker makes it easy to shake and enjoy your greens, anytime and anywhere
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Leak-proof screw-on lid that keeps your greens safe inside
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Flip-cap that snaps 'n seals so you won’t leak or spray greens everywhere when you shake...
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Wide-mouth design so you can guzzle your greens if that’s your thing
Bonus #2:
FREE Superfood Recipe E-Guides
10-Easy Peasy & Delicious Juice Recipes That Even Picky Eaters Will Love
- Make incredible juices packed with micronutrients that compliment your new Zuma way of life in seconds
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Have a sweet tooth at night? Then you’ll love the juice recipe on page 5. The best part? It satisfies hunger cravings AND improves sleep
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Have kids? Yeah, us too. If your kids are like ours, and are super picky, then check out page 7— this “peanut butter” delight is easy to make and practically irresistible.
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And much much more!
7 Simple-To-Make Superfood Recipes To Boost Metabolism And Burn Stubborn Belly Fat
Bonus #3:
FREE VIP Email Support
Zuma Green Juice™ Costs Less Than A Coke A Day
Over the years, we’ve probably shelled out hundreds if not thousands of dollars on different supplements and other nonsense...
But we could never get our health where we wanted it.
But we could never get our health where we wanted it.
So when we started Zuma Juice™, we wanted to make health affordable for all...
That’s why we wouldn't make you pay a crazy amount like $197 bucks for this health-rejuvenating tonic...
Even though if you were to make it yourself, that’s probably what you’d spend in total...
Because you’re here now and scrolled all the way down this page and perhaps even laughed a little, we’d like to make a deal...
Even though if you were to make it yourself, that’s probably what you’d spend in total...
Because you’re here now and scrolled all the way down this page and perhaps even laughed a little, we’d like to make a deal...
which comes out to about
$2.23 a day!
Imagine, for only $2.23 a day you can say goodbye to fatigue, low energy, bad digestion, and debilitating brain fog...
And all it takes is a rip and a sip... and pretty soon you’ll be kicking butt at...
And all it takes is a rip and a sip... and pretty soon you’ll be kicking butt at...
Work—
making tasks feel like a breeze and without a sugary energy drink or another cup of coffee
School—
studying drains the brain of micronutrients. Fill up on Zuma Green Juice™ for more brain energy and cognitive support
Home—
feel more relaxed and at ease with lowered stress levels thanks to the incredible support from having your body flooded with awesome nutrients.
Plus—
because it comes in an awesome packet, you can enjoy Zuma Green Juice™ whenever, wherever.
Have Kick Butt Energy
For Only $2.23 A Day!
- Enjoy more natural energy without caffeine or added sugars
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Tastes like peach ring candy... (no nasty lawnmower flavor like other greens products)
- 22 superfood ingredients with all of the micronutrients you need to feel amazing
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Only 29 calories and zero sugars, making it great for keto, low carb, and intermittent fasting
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Taste test us risk free! Every order comes with a 100% satisfaction, 60-day money back guarantee
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So yummy, even kids love us!
Enjoy natural "head-to-toe" energy without caffeine or sugar crash
Boost cognitive functions, including focus & drive
Drop stress levels naturally with 22 superfood ingredients
Get All Your Greens The Zuma Way!
STARTER KIT
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One Time Purchase
30 Individual Servings
Normally $97
Today’s Price: $77
+plus shipping
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Normally $97
Today’s Price: $67/mo
$67 today, then $67 every 30 days
+plus shipping
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Today’s Price: $117/mo
$117 today, then $117 every 30 days
+plus shipping
STARTER KIT
One Time Purchase
One Time Purchase
30 Individual Servings
Normally $97
Today’s Price: $77
ZUMA PRO
Join The Zuma Club!
Single Subscription
Monthly Delivery,Skip, or Cancel Anytime
Normally $97
Today’s Price: $67/mo
+plus shipping
IT'S GO TIME!
2X Results
Double Subscription
Monthly Delivery,Skip, or Cancel Anytime
Normally $194
Today’s Price: $117/mo
+plus shipping
Don’t Worry.
You’re 100% Covered.
Every Order Of Zuma Green Juice™ Is Covered By Our 100% Satisfaction, 60-Day Money Back Guarantee
But we promise you, Zuma Green Juice™ is unlike any other greens out there today.
The reason why is because Zuma Green Juice™ is based on real science and nutrition, with ingredients that are only harvested at peak nutritional season...
And when you add these hand-picked ingredients found in each packet of Zuma Green Juice™ to your life...
Then you may begin to experience a transformation where it’s practically...
And when you add these hand-picked ingredients found in each packet of Zuma Green Juice™ to your life...
Then you may begin to experience a transformation where it’s practically...
Impossible Not To Feel Amazing, Every Day, Without Fail!
And even though we’ve already slashed the price and added a ton of free bonuses to your order...
We’re still going to let you test out Zuma Green Juice™ for a full 60-days, risk free.
And if you are not absolutely satisfied that Zuma Green Juice™ is the best freaking greens out there, then we'll refund your money with zero hard feelings.
We’re still going to let you test out Zuma Green Juice™ for a full 60-days, risk free.
And if you are not absolutely satisfied that Zuma Green Juice™ is the best freaking greens out there, then we'll refund your money with zero hard feelings.
Choose Your Zuma Green Juice™ Package Below Now!
(...And Save Big On Multi-Box Packages!)
STARTER KIT
One Time Purchase
One Time Purchase
30 Individual Servings
Normally $97
Today’s Price: $77
+plus shipping
ZUMA PRO
Join The Zuma Club!
Single Subscription
Monthly Delivery,Skip, or Cancel Anytime
Normally $97
Today’s Price: $67/mo
+plus shipping
IT'S GO TIME!
2X Results
Double Subscription
Monthly Delivery,Skip, or Cancel Anytime
Normally $194
Today’s Price: $117/mo
+plus shipping
STARTER KIT
One Time Purchase
One Time Purchase
30 Individual Servings
Normally $97
Today’s Price: $77
+plus shipping
ZUMA PRO
Join The Zuma Club!
Single Subscription
Monthly Delivery,Skip, or Cancel Anytime
Normally $97
Today’s Price: $67/mo
$67 today, then $67 every 30 days
+plus shipping
IT'S GO TIME!
2X Results
Double Subscription
Monthly Delivery,Skip, or Cancel Anytime
Normally $194
Today’s Price: $117/mo
$117 today, then $117 every 30 days
+plus shipping
